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jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

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thefarfire:

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sunshien:

my mom asked why i don’t read as many books as i used to and i just said it was because i read a lot of unpublished stories from independent writers online and she thinks that’s very good of me to give undiscovered authors a chance

hahaha

i just read gay porn

#unpublished stories from independent writers online

#so that’s what we’re calling it now

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holy-dildo:

death noot
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holy-dildo:

death noot

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badtuesday:

The whole show:
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The whole show:

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The whole show:

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The whole show:

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that’s every show

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Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

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drunkroosters:

JUST BANG ALREADY
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drunkroosters:

JUST BANG ALREADY

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How rape trials should go?

Lawyer: Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was drunk and passed out.
Lawyer: That's not what I asked. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but she was wearin-
Lawyer: I didn't ask what she was wearing. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes, but-
Lawyer: I didn't ask anything else. It's just a simple yes or no answer. Did he rape her?
Witness: Yes.
Laywer: Yes, he raped her.
Rape is rape is rape, no matter the context.

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zaynhappened:

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cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

zaynhappened:

hatchworthsmoustache:

missjraffe:

cvn-t:

The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

I’m just picturing someone screaming “BONJOUR” at a penis

#SACRE BLEU MADEMOISELLE VAGINA#HON HON HON TITTY CROISSANTS

TITTY CROISSANTS

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legolas-myeggo:

My dog is my best friend
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legolas-myeggo:

My dog is my best friend

andrysb24:

Yes
As a teacher who regularly finds lost erasers I can confirm this
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andrysb24:

Yes

As a teacher who regularly finds lost erasers I can confirm this

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farorescourage:

many of you asked where this video had gone. Luckily for you, I have it.

i think about this video every day

this video is several times longer than it needs to be, and yet, it’s not at all

the fucking music lmfao i’m crying

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superziggy:

So we’re listening to music and up next was a LOTR play along midi file for my clarinet students…

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