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nasturbate:

i wanna do cute things like hold your hand and cuddle and make you moan uncontrollably

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disgustinganimals:

someone didn’t follow the instructions on how to build a cat 

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Anonymous sent: Nigga... Bry I already heard that story .. Tell me something I haven't heard .. You have the best stories .. I swear ...

oppossum-fried-rice:

kidxforever:

Alright fine

this one time, I stole a burger from in N Out, you know, in N out got that good shit

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me and the homies went out to eat, and I was the only nigga who didn’t bring any money and shit,  so I watching everyone else eat, and they like, you want me to get you something? im like nah im cool, im chillen, and everyone knows im hungry as fuck, I aint eat shit all day, I have pride, IM a prideful person, I don’t like people buying me stuff, I like to get shit on my own, so like I see the lady at the register who worked there like “order #9” and she said it like 10 times, so I told my homie, to unlock the car real quick, he was like why? and im like just do it for me, so he does it, and she calls order number 9 again, so I look up and made sure everyone in in n Out had food at their table, luckily they did, so I walked up there and i smiled and said “excuse me miss, did you call order #9” and she was like “yes i did, would you like ketchup with that and smiled a little” and i was like “nahhhhh im good” and licked my lips, and then I grabbed the bag and walked out the place, and then this lady started screaming ‘jamal they got your order” when i left, and I ran to the car so fucking fast

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but my cousin didn’t unlock it like a dumb ass, so I sat outside the car out of breath and ate it and that was the best burger i ever eaten.

I prayed to God that night and apologized

this is amazing

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Snape: What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside... on a day like this?
Hermione: Uh... Well... We... We were just...
Snape: You ought to be careful. People will think you're...
Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:

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Harry:
Ron:
Hermione:
Snape: ...Up to something.

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

tastefullyoffensive:

"Get down, Mr. President!" [video]

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congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

dear god, let it be enough

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you know what? this world fucking sucks. I live in a country where my body is more regulated then guns and we all take are shoes off in an air port after one failed attempt at a shoe bombing but after HUNDREDS of school shootings..not a single regulation. And people are fucking starving in a country and all the goverment cares about is one stupid football (soccer) game. There are countries killing other countries over land, and power and people are dying and bombs are being made and i cant even tell people i like certain things because im a “girl” and im just doing it to get “attention”and i cant wear what i want because “its slutty” and girls are taught to be nice and quiet and to be covered up and not have sex but guys can do what ever they want cause “boys will be boys” and i cant even cut my hair cause its to hot wear i live with out some one questioning my morals. and what the fuck, gay marriage should already be legal because it causes no harm to you or anyone else, seriously, get the fuck over it already. AND people have to live in a shitty world with all these shitty people and as soon as someone finds someone they dont find all that bad and they want to be with..its wrong for them to show there affection in public but you know what, im tired of living in this world, and i wish i didnt but ive found someone who makes this terrible world feel less terrible and ide like to be with them and show him to the world with out some one telling me that “they don wanna see it” that it makes them “sick” well you know what. this whole world sucks so get over it. get over all the things youve put infront of you, stopping judging people, stop killing people stop trying to keep people from enjoying there lives and start trying to make yours better.

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fogblogging:

this is my favorite video on the whole iinternet i give up

peter quill and rocket in 40 years

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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
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crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

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natsangell4evr:


me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

natsangell4evr:

me digging your grave

My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.

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transhumanisticpanspermia:

I love everything about this photoset

The lack of condescension in cultural sharing

The nonsexualization

The contextual foreignness of firm breasts in a society that doesn’t use bras

This is funny and charming

By far one of my favorite posts.

I love that across cultures, every woman grabs their boobs.

Where’s the original caption? It talks about how the woman think it’s so funny that western men are obsessed with breasts just “like babies”

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